Back again

Back again and refreshed ready to spurt more filth than ever, only this time I will be writing a proper story, or at least trying to!

A friend asked a question, when is it a date or a meeting and what if one is married.

Gee, this question really has me thinking, I could head straight into one scenario and focus there but I feel that there are many important factors involved. Namely, where the meeting took place, who is involved, most certainly expectations involved, to that end I will look at each in turn!

OK, so where the meeting takes place, there are many different options and to be fair each one takes some consideration, there is the cold cold meeting at the cinema (why this is ever considered a date destination is beyond me, ‘Hi fancy coming out with me, then sitting in silence for 2 hours?’ so very romantic!) I consign this to the realm of friends and established relationships, you know, the ones where you don’t have to talk to each other, the same could be said for concerts (although there is more contact involved as you are forced together by the throng, in fact the intimacy of that coupled with the sweat and the excitement could be counted as foreplay and could lead to other things, having reconsidered, concerts are definitely dates!). In the pub, this can be either, a nice beer and a how do you do (so to speak) the trouble arises that when does that drink become a date, surely a couple of beers and then goodnight is a meeting where as a whole night out is certainly a date! I tend to feel that alcohol does relax both parties and as such makes for an easier first meeting/date. In a restaurant, definite date, but fraught with danger! What if there is nothing to talk about, what if the service is crap and ruins the night, what if the wine is bad, what if the person you are with is great but then tips badly, what if the food is so bad one of you has to complain, shit, there are too many outside chances for errors there!!!! Dinner at home with wine, obvious date, also fraught with danger, what if food goes wrong (give more wine), what if you run out of things to talk about, what if you don’t like the other and they don’t get the hint and leave or the opposite and one thing leads to another. In my opinion the best solution, meet in the pub beforehand (neutral territory) have a couple of beers (not too many, no-one likes a drunk) and then, if all goes well, proceed to home for food and some wine where you embark on the date and where that finishes is down to the participants.

Now then, the most sensitive part, who is involved and what are the expectations, the most import factor here is that the people have not met but are about to, this has the ring of a blind date but it is not that simple. A blind date is relatively simple, friends introduce two people who think will get on and they all go out, drink and see where things go. Two people who have met say, over the net, will already have ideas about each other and certain nervousness or unfamiliarity will be lost as they almost have a form of relationship already. To that end they should be aware of what they are expecting before the date/meeting otherwise things can go wrong, quickly and jeopardise whatever was there before. On the issue of say, one being married and the other being single then, of course it is complicated but not unworkable, it is all down to whether the single party can handle meeting/dating a married person, especially if they believe it may lead to something physical, and again, ground rules need to be set to ensure no misunderstandings or people getting hurt.

So I suppose, in conclusion, a meeting and a date can occur at the same time and really it is down to those involve as to what happens and when!

A sexy Australian story - Part 3

Mina walked to the bed laughing, 'Dont look so worried Jimmy, you've earned a rest!' As she snuggled against Jimmy's chest Mina's thoughts drifted to who this man was, why was she so taken with him so quickly? Mina felt Jimmy's breathing slow down as he fell asleep and squeezed him a little tighter before falling herself.
Jimmy awoke with a moan, he could feel that he was aroused and that something warm was around his cock, he opened his eyes and looked down to see Mina sat on the bed gently cleaning his now throbbing cock with hot flannel, she put the flannel down and began to jerk him off, slowly and gently. She had her eyes closed and was biting her bottom lip. As he watched her, Jimmy couldn't but wonder why such a beautiful woman was bothering with him, his eyes drifted down her fantastic body to rest on her perfect breasts for just a second before returning to her face. As his eyes lifted he noticed Mina looking at him 'Like what you see?' she asked huskily, Jimmy blushed, Mina smiled at him and dropped to the bed taking Jimmy's length in her mouth. 'Oh my god' he blurted out as Mina began to suck and massage his cock with her mouth. Mina moved her head up and down in a slow methodical fashion, her lips tight around Jimmy's shaft while her tongue worked long sweeps around his head. Jimmy felt the pressure building in his balls, he could not hold on much longer, he reached down and held Minas head still for a few seconds, the sensation passed and he released her, now he was pulling her body round to him, Mina responded knowingly, opening her legs and placing her hot wet snatch above Jimmy's mouth, the whole time not letting his cock escape her mouth. Jimmy eagerly attacked Mina's hot shaven pussy, his tongue plunging deeply inside her taking long luxurious licks at her before teasing her clit, the sight of her winking ass hole turning him on more and more, Mina moaned loudly as he licked her ass, running his tongue around her ring before moving back to her clit, Mina in turn began to suck on Jimmy's balls whilst she continued to jerk him off. 'I cumming' Jimmy gasped, this turned Mina on even more and she jammed her wet snatch hard against Jimmy's tongue while she moved the head of his cock to her mouth ready for his hot load, as Jimmy spurted his hot spunk into her mouth Mina felt her own orgasm come, she swallowed Jimmy's load as she clenched her knees around his head, the force of her orgasm supriseing her, Jimmy began to lick at her gushing snatch again and a second wave of orgasm hit her. Mina collapsed and rolled to the side, she breathed heavily trying to catch her breath. 'Good morning!' was all Jimmy could say.
Over breakfast Jimmy explained to Mina that this was his day off but he had to take his patrol car back to the station, 'Dont worry about that' she had replied, 'I'll follow you and drop you back at your place' she was eager to see where this dream man lived!
Jimmy walked into the station to drop the patrol car keys off, Shane the gobby desk sergeant was on duty, 'Oi pom, what happened to you last night, I wanted to get that car out first thing' 'You wouldn't understand' replied Jimmy 'grown up stuff!' Shane mumbled something as Jimmy threw the car keys at him and went to the changing room. After changing out of his uniform Jimmy left the station and walked to Mina's car. Mina was pleased to see he dressed well, light cotton shirt over linen slacks, and smiled as he climbed in the passenger seat. 'Where to then stud?' Mina asked with a smile, Jimmy gave her the address and they set off, Jimmy turned on the radio and smiled, 'I love this song' he said aloud and turned up the radio even more as 'Walking on sunshine' burst out of the speakers, Mina laughed as Jimmy sang along loudly and slightly out of tune. The arrived at Jimmy's apartment five minutes later and exited the car, 'It's not much, but it's home' he said as he opened the door and they walked into the entrance hall 'I'm on the fourth floor' he added as they walked to the lift. As the lift doors opened Mina noticed that it was empty and that all the surfaces, sides, ceiling and floor all had a mirror finish to them, her mind was racing with ideas of what could happen in there and she felt herself dampen. She raced into the elevator, caught hold of the hand rail and, throwing a coy look over her shoulder, said in a sultry tone, 'What are you waiting for big boy!' as if to explain her intentions Mina lifted her skirt up a little to reveal her stocking tops. Jimmy felt himself harden and quickly stepped into the elevator, pressing the 4 button as he did. Jimmy stood behind Mina, she could fell his erect manhood pushing against her buttocks, 'Stay right there' Jimmy whispered in her ear before turning and pressing the emergency stop button causing the lift to lurch to a halt between the 1st and 2nd floors, he turned back to Mina who was now thrusting her perfect arse out towards him. Jimmy dropped to his knees and lifted Minas skirt to reveal her naked arse 'You dirty bitch' he whispered lowly, Mina laughed in response. Jimmy moved his mouth over Mina's wet snatch and began to lick at her lips and clit, she was so damp already he knew she would be aching for his cock, just a few seconds more, he thought to himself, knowing he was teasing this girl terribly. Mina was going crazy, the throbbing in her migee was itching to be eased by Jimmy's cock and here he was eating her pussy, but it felt so good, she looked in the mirror in front of her and saw the wanton look in her eyes, she blushed at herself and looked lower, she could see Jimmy eagerly attacking her snatch with his tongue, fuck this man was incredible, 'Fuck me Jimmy, do it now' she found herself calling out. Jimmy rose to his feet and eased his rock hard cock from his slacks, he placed the head between Mina's lips and hesitated for a second. The anticipation was getting too much for Mina, she reached one hand behind her back and pulled Jimmy into her groaning loudly as she took his length. Jimmy began to thrust into Mina franticly, pushing hard and fast with every stroke, Mina moaned approvingly as she watched herself getting screwed in the mirror, Jimmy looked up and there eyes met in the mirror. 'I'm gonna cum' moaned Jimmy, Mina pushed back hard and began to climax herself, before quickly turning and kneeling in front of Jimmys throbbing cock, Jimmy exploded as she took him in her mouth, Mina watch in the mirrored surface as she licked the last drops of cum from the tip of his cock, her excitement soared. They stood there still for a second, Mina shaking and Jimmy weak at the knees. Mina laughed and stood up straight causing Jimmy to fall out of her, 'Wow' she gasped kissing him deeply, 'Lets get to your apartment' she added as she cancelled the emergency stop and the lift started moving.
The lift doors opened and Jimmy led Mina out and up to his apartment door, he unlocked it and held it open for her 'Welcome' he said as he swept his arm towards the open door. Mina stepped in side, the apartment was how she expected it to be, tidy but still clearly the place where a single man lived! As she stepped into the living room she noticed the large soft leather couch, she ran her finger along the arm as she walked past, it felt cold to her touch. Mina smiled to herself as she spotted Jimmy's reclining arm chair, 'Take a seat' said Jimmy, 'Would you like a drink?' 'I'll take a cold water thanks' she replied and Jimmy disappeared into the kitchen. I dirty smile crept onto Mina's face as she quickly removed her clothes and lay down on the sofa, the cold of the leather exciting her already aroused body. Her nipples hardened at the thought of Jimmy walking in a seeing her in all her glory! 'I managed to find a little ice..' Jimmy stopped talking as he saw Mina. She beckoned him over and kissed him deeply on the mouth, 'So' she whispered to him 'Where are these handcuffs!' Jimmy smiled and walked to the lounge table picking up his spare cuffs. 'Stand up' he ordered and Mina obeyed, turned on at the sudden authoritivness in his voice, she walked over to him. Jimmy took hold of her wrist and span her around securing the cuffs around her wrists so that she had her hands behind her back. Jimmy led her to the arm chair and sat her down before pushing the recliner back. 'Stay there' he barked at her and left the room, he returned almost immeadiatly carrying a black silk tie. Mina felt her slit dampen as he tied it around her eyes blocking out all vision. She felt his strong hands push her back till she was laying on the fully reclined chair, her hands resting behind her shaply arse. Jimmy removed his shirt and reached for the glass of iced water he had bought in for Mina, he removed one cube and turned towards her smiling to himself. As he kissed Mina gently on the mouth he touched the ice cube against her right nipple and cicled around it, Mina moaned out loud and arched her back as Jimmy ran the cube down from her breast and across her stomach before sliding it back up and across her lips, the cold tingling them. Mina opened her mouth and Jimmy slipped the cube in, as Mina sucked on the cube Jimmy removed the rest on his clothes revealing his throbbing cock, he removed the ice cube from Mina's mouth, and kissed her deeply the cold of her tongue exciting his hot mouth, he pulled away for a second then stood up, his groin now level with Mina's mouth. Mina groaned loudly as she felt Jimmy place his cock against her lips, she flicked her tongue at his head before trying to take him in her mouth, Jimmy pulled away as she did this before running his cock along her lips again. Mina opened her mouth and Jimmy let the tip of his cock enter her for a second before pulling away. Mina's frustration built as she couldn't move her hands to grab Jimmys member and control it, her snatch now so wet she knew she was ready for him. Jimmy placed his hands on her as he put his penis in her mouth, this time though he didn't pull away. As Jimmy held Mina's head steady he began to slowly thrust in and out of her mouth whilst she sucked hard on his cock, he moaned and pulled out before placing his balls by he mouth, Mina sucked hard on each one moving it around with her tongue. Jimmy could not hold himself back much longer and pulled away, he walked to the end of the chair and touched Mina's legs , automaticaly she opened them reveally a glorious view of her damp shaven pussy. Jimmy placed Mina's ankles on his shoulders and slid himself into her. 'Oh my god' Mina called out as Jimmy began to thrust harder and harder, he felt so deep, Mina came quickly, screaming Jimmys name as she did, Jimmy slowed his pace a little, this seemed to prolong Mina's orgasm. 'Fuck me from behing' she managed to force out between the convulsions of her cumming. Jimmy pulled out and positioned Mina on the chair, face down on the now sweaty leather, arse high in the air with her hands still cuffed behind her back. The smell of their sex and her own sweat filled Mina's nostrils, she felt so dirty, and so turned on, this wasn't like her but it just felt so right, she smiled to herself as she felt Jimmy enter her again before pulling out completley and entering her again, plunging as deeply as he could, Mina gasped with each thrust, feeling herself already on the tip of cumming again. Jimmy could feel it too and this time he wanted to cum with her, he again increased his pace and felt the first twitches of his own orgasm coming 'I'm cumming' he moaned as he fired his hot load deep inside Mina. Mina began to shake as she too began to cum, Mina groaned loudly as Jimmy pulled his cock from her and untied her blindfold and unlocked the hand cuffs. As soon as her hands were free Mina wrapped her arms around Jimmy and kissed him tenderly on the mouth. 'You know' she said 'this could be the start of a beautiful relationship!' Jimmy smiled back at her and then squeezed her tightly against him 'I think you may be right'.

Johnny on Dateing

I don't know about you but I always feel nervous and self conscious on those planned dates, you don't have the real opportunity to relax and be yourself, and god, imagine either waiting for the first kiss to happen or worse expecting it to happen just because of what date you are on, fucking hell, if it doesn't come naturally there's no point, I'm sure there are people out there who have done the date game totally, all their lives, kissed on second, fucking on third, bored after six and dumping the other party. These people may have had numerous partners but what a shockingly shit and boringly logical sex life!!! I have flitted between girls who put out on the first date to girls I am still working on up to a year later, different people different routines, end product still the same, a fucking good time! Isn't variety the spice of life, and isn't a long drawn out flirtation equally as rewarding for the numerous good feelings as a quick knee trembler in a bus shelter! I'm sure people are to busy looking for that Hollywood fuck, you know the type, perfect lighting, no sweat, no embarrassing noises, one orgasm each and fall asleep with hair perfectly in place still! They actually believe that that is the way it should be, that that is the best they can imagine, how sad. I feel privileged that my job has taken me round the world and opened my eyes to, yes the seedier side of things but also the mixed bag of experiences that both sex and life has to offer. It is often said that we, as a race, are becoming more and more hedonistic and more taboos are being broken as each generation searches for something new to do/try/shock the last one, what a load of crap, the human race has always been this way it is just that in these modern times of the world wide web and internet access that is easy for everyone it is becoming more apparent what actually goes on. Does that make sense or am I just ranting? I do know what some people find shocking I find normal, and of course there are things I find shocking that others find normal, so the circle goes.

A sexy Australian story part 2

Mina ran up the pathway to her front door of her suburban bungalow as Jimmy pulled into the driveway, she was still sweating from their encounter not thirty minutes before, dust stuck to her sticky skin and she wanted to get clean before taking Jimmy again. She unlocked the front door as he climbed out of his patrol car, 'make yourself at home' she shouted behind her as she walked through the door leaving it open. Mina headed straight to the bathroom, shut the door and stripped off ready for a quick shower excited at what so hoped would follow, she heard Jimmy come in the house and shut the front door, god she was glad she had tidied the place before she went out that morning. 'Grab yourself a tinnie, I'll only be a second' she shouted as she climbed into her large shower cubicle and turned it on. Mina closed her eyes as the hot water ran through her hair and ran her hands over her body washing away the dirt and sweat of the day resisting the urge to pay some attention to her aching clit, it would have enough soon, she lathered up her tanned toned body. Mina heard a click behind her and turned to see Jimmy stood in the bathroom, naked with a big smile on his face, 'I thought I could help with your back!' he said with a grin and stepped into the cubicle, Mina handed him the soap and turned her back on him, she couldn't help but tremble when his rough hands swept across her back rubbing in the soap. She turned to face Jimmy, placed her arms around his neck and gently he lifted her so her legs were wrapped around his waist her back against the slippery wet tiles of the shower. As they kissed he entered her, Mina felt his throbbing cock slide in and let out a moan and dug her finger nails into Jimmys back, the pain shot through Jimmys shoulders and he reacted by squeezing tightly on Minas buttocks, one of his fingertips sliding into Minas arse. Mina opened her eyes and met Jimmys gaze, lets have some fun she thought and as she smiled at him took hold of his bottom lip with her teeth and bit down hard enough to see him wince as she did it, she let go. 'In the mood for something different then?' he asked. Mina bit her own lip and looked up at him almost coyly and nodded her head. Jimmy carried Mina out of the shower, he was still deep inside her and she moaned loudly as every step he took moved him in and out of her hot wet snatch. When he reached the bedroom he lifted her off and threw her to the bed. Mina sat upright on the bed as Jimmy stood in front of her, he reached a hand over to her face and gently ran it across her cheek before grasping a handful of her hair and moving her head towards his cock. Mina almost came then, god she loved this she thought as she opened her mouth and accepted his rigid member as Jimmy forced her head further down his shaft than she ever thought she could have got. Mina sucked hard as Jimmy manhandled her head back and forth, occasionally he would move in too far causing Mina to gag, this proved to turn her on even more, Mina grabbed Jimmys balls and squeezed them every time she wanted to go deeper! Jimmy felt himself about to cum and pushed Mina away back onto the bed, the sensation faded. Mina meanwhile had positioned herself on all fours in front of him and was reaching between her legs, plunging her fingers deep into her snatch before removing them and licking her juices from her fingers. 'Fuck me Jimmy, fuck me hard!' she demanded. Jimmy grabbed Mina by the waist with one hand and guided himself into her with the other, as he thrust hard and fast into Mina he reached to her head and pulled on her hair hard, mina tilted her head back towards him, 'Come on, fuck me you bastard!' she snarled as he squeezed hard on her waist. Mina took her left breast in her hand and squeezed hard, digging her nails in, the pain tipped her over the edge and she screamed as she orgasmed, Jimmy felt her convulsions and sped up his thrusting, pulling harder on Minas hair and gripping her tighter, this prolonged Minas orgasm even longer, he could hear she was getting exhausted. Jimmy pulled out of Mina and she collapsed to the bed, quivering as the aftershocks of her orgasm ran through her. Jimmy collected three pillows and after lifting Mina back onto all fours placed them below her hips before lowering her down again. Jimmy positioned himself behind Mina and began to finger fuck her, first one the two then three fingers sliding in and out of her incredibly wet snatch. As he did this he spanked Mina hard, leaving red hand prints across her buttocks, she gasped with every slap. Jimmy lowered his head and spat onto Mina asshole before running the tip of his finger around the ring feeling it relax as he did this, Jimmy took his now slippery fingers from Minas snatch and slid one into her arse, Mina pushed back against his hand forcing his finger further in 'Mmmmm, come on Jimmy, I want you to fuck my ass' she moaned. Jimmy steadied himself behind Mina and slowly inserted his cock into her, she let out a stifled scream as he reached his hilt, Mina buried her head in the bed sheet, biting the covers to keep herself quiet as he screwed her ass hard and fast slapping her arse as he fucked her 'You like that bitch?' he snarled, 'I want you to cum, now' she replied. Jimmy sped up again this time he was not stopping, as he felt his own orgasm coming he breathed out heavily 'Fucking hell!' he exclaimed as he fired his hot wad of cum deep inside Minas arse. Jimmy moved over Mina and rolled both of them on their sides so they were spooning, him still deep inside her, still twitching from his orgasm. Mina turned her head to the side and Jimmy kissed her softly. They lay there for a while just holding each other, feeling their hearts beat as one, Jimmy running his fingers along Minas side. Mina rolled away from Jimmy, 'Shit' she said aloud, 'I forgot to turn off the shower!' and ran to the bathroom. Jimmy lay back on the bed, hands behind his head, eyes closed, what a day he thought to himself. CLICK Jimmy opened his eyes to see Mina stood in the doorway wearing nothing but a big smile and his handcuffs dangling off her finger 'And we still haven't found out what these are for!' she said and walked towards the bed.......

Passion for a Girl......with a tin roof!

I look into your eyes, they say so much more then you ever could, and all I want to do is hold you, hold you so close so tight, make you feel safe and wanted. As you look back at me you see safety, warmth, real affection. I gently kiss your forhead and squeeze a little tighter, you tilt your head slightly and lift onto your toes, kissing me gently on my lips, I respond softly before placing my hand on the back of you head stroking your hair and kissing you deeply, our tongues meet and caress each other, you feel my body sag with satisfaction at finally showing you my passion, you reach back and feel the cold hardness of the wall behind you. You lean back so your back is resting against the wall, changing the angle of our kiss, I move closer, my hand snow holding you so tight, as if I am afraid to let you go, one behind your head and one in the small of your back. Your hands both rest on my chest, fingers spead in submission to our intentions. I stop kissing you but you remain there, mouth ready for my tongue, eyes close lost in the moment, you feel me reach behind your knees and lift you. As I hold you in my arms our lips meet again, although this time more gently, you run your hands over my arms feeling the tight muscles move as I carry you to the bed. I lay you down and hold your face in both hands, as I gaze again into your eyes I see a nervousness that wasn't there before, I know I have the same look but take the initiative, I kiss you again, this time with more passion than I thought I ever had, you respond and I feel my body shake with anticipation. I un-button your blouse and caress your stomach, running my fingers up and across your sides, you move almost squirming as you feel the butterflies in your stomach. You place your hand on my chest telling me to stop, I do and sit up. You remove your blouse and tell me to stand, you stand in front of me and begin to remove my clothes. You take of my shirt and run your fingers through my chest hair while you un-button my jeans, you push me to the bed so that I am sitting and undo my shoes, throwing them into the corner of the room with a smile. Again you make me stand and begin to pull doen my jeans, you lower yourself as you do and make me step out of them, you eyes fall on my now extremely aroused penis and you smile up at me. You kiss across my hip line and up my stomach to my chest, then on again to my mouth, you pull away again and push me to the bed. As I lay there you turn away and walk a couple of steps away, you look over your shoulder and lightly bite your bottom lip as you slowly remove your bra. You turn to face me, your arm covering your breasts, 'Take of your boxers' you say in a sultry tone and again turn you back on me, I remove my boxers and watch you closley, my god I am so turned on I could cum now, but I dont, I keep my eyes focused on you as you undo the skirt you are wearing, as you lower it you bend over, revealing your naked ass and a glorious view from behind of your sweet honeypot. 'Fucking hell' is all I can say as you step out of your skirt, you smile to yourself knowing you had had the desired effect!
You walk back towards the bed, your eyes fixed on mine as you sit down, I place my and on your cheek and guide you down to my lips. As we kiss the breeze from the open window electrifies our skin, making every touch or caress more and more pleasureable. The tap tap on the tin roof signals the arrival of the storm we have been expecting. I squeeze you tighter against me and you collapse into me, totally relaxed and comfortable. I run my finger slowly down your back along your spine, opening my hand to caress your buttocks, you let out a soft moan as I do this, you roll onto your back and I continue to stroke your body, cupping and squeezeing your breasts gently as we kiss. Slowly I move down your body, you lift your head as our lips part, still hungry for more, I kiss your neck and continue down, stopping to tease your nipples with my tongue before carrying on down, I run my tongue across your naval and over your freshly shaven mound, you open your legs inviting me in. I run my tongue along your lips, I insert my tongue into you as I run it along, I feel your wetness and taste your sweet juices, letting out a satisfied mmm as I do it. I alternate between flicking at your clit with my tongue and taking long slow sweeps inside your hoeypot with my tongue, I fell you tense up and I concentrate my attention to your swollen clit as you start to cum I insert my finger deep into you and work it in and out, extending your orgasm, you reach down and grab either side of my head pulling me up to face you, we kiss and as we do I place the head of my cock against your lips, as I increase the pressure against you your wetness allows me to slide in, you moan as I begin to slowly screw you. You push me away a little, 'Not yet' you say, 'stand up' I pull myself out of you and stand, you make me sit on the edge of the bed with you stood in front of me, you push me back so that I am laying on the with my feet on the floor. You smile at me and kneel down, without a word you grab hold of my hard cock and put it in your mouth. You taste the saltiness of my pre-cum and the sweetness of your own juices as suck hard, moving up and down on my cock with your mouth. I lift my head and look down to you, our eyes meet and I cum, you continue sucking my cock as I do swallowing my hot salty load as I hold your head while the last shakes of orgasm rush through me. You feel me relax and begin sucking again, slower now, you feel my cock re-harden and you move up to kiss me. As we kiss you stradle me and place me inside you before slowly starting to ride me. We continue to kiss as we gently screw, the rain outside is now getting heavier and as the tap tap tap of it hitting the roof increases so does the speed you ride me. You sit upright now, running your fingers through your hair whilst I fondle your breasts, in the distance there is a rumble of thunder, you begin to cum as the following flash of lightning hits, you collase over me and I hold you as we roll over. We are still on the edge of the bed, only now I am stood with you laying on the bed, I lift your legs and enter you, you sigh as you feel how deep I am and then moan loudly as begin to drive hard and fast into you, I feel myself about to cum and speed up driving harder, I cum deep inside you, you feel the hot jets of cum and you cum as well. We stay still for a couple of seconds before I lay on top of you, still inside you. We kiss deeply, as you run your fingers down my back.

Stupid people really piss me off

Has anyone else noticed that we spend most of our lives waiting for some other fucking moron to make up their minds before we do what we want to do. If I had my way, decent intelligent, normal people like us would would be allowed, no, compelled to carry cattle prods with us. That way we can speed up the morons, have you noticed the speed someone walks is in direct proportion to their inteligence, it's true, try walking behind a thick fuck today and you will notice, slow brain = slow feet! So, how to deal with these dumbass's; in the supermarket, you are in a rush and have a hand basket as you only need a few things, you have the plan of the shop memorised for ease of use and head directly for the right places, that is until... great big fat fag ash lil and her seven big fat kids stand in your way trying to decide whether or not to go down the crisp isle blocking it off for every other fucker. Who are they trying to kid, they're going down there, they're fat, thats what they do, its like them eating too much cake or ordering diet coke with their big mac meal 'go large', and my personal favoutite, reading the nutritional information on the back of their tins of 'all day breakfast', as if they fucking care! So, my solution zzappp cattle prod the fuckers, even animals learn through pain surely a human, no matter how thick, can; in the car, you know the ones I mean, they dont pull out at a junction unless both sides of the road are clear for at least 10 miles, they cant reverse park, they cant parrallel park, they sit at traffic lights far to long, put their brakes on going round 30mph corners, and again my favourite, looking at you with that 'Sorry I'm a dumb fuck' face when they try to 3 point turn in the main street cos they have gone the wrong way! zzappp fucking have it! But wait, theres more! In the street dont you just love the thick bastards who cant walk directly to a shop, oh-no, they have to stop in the path, turn 90 degrees and walk across the path of everyone else, of the twats who stop in the path and just gawp through shop windows. Fucking zzappp. People who dont clean up after their dogs, yeah, I want your dogs shit on my fucking shoe, Zzappp. Pricks in the pub who hover around the one armed bandit giving out unwanted advice, zzappp. Cyclists who have no fear of cars, mate you are not invincible, take this, zzappp. People who ask if I have spare fag or if they can borrow a fag, oh yes, I always carry spares, and if you borrow one when can I have it back. Zzappp. People who dont vote but then complain how the country is being run, if you have an opinion use it zzappp, zzappp zzappp!