A sexy Australian story - Part 3

Mina walked to the bed laughing, 'Dont look so worried Jimmy, you've earned a rest!' As she snuggled against Jimmy's chest Mina's thoughts drifted to who this man was, why was she so taken with him so quickly? Mina felt Jimmy's breathing slow down as he fell asleep and squeezed him a little tighter before falling herself.
Jimmy awoke with a moan, he could feel that he was aroused and that something warm was around his cock, he opened his eyes and looked down to see Mina sat on the bed gently cleaning his now throbbing cock with hot flannel, she put the flannel down and began to jerk him off, slowly and gently. She had her eyes closed and was biting her bottom lip. As he watched her, Jimmy couldn't but wonder why such a beautiful woman was bothering with him, his eyes drifted down her fantastic body to rest on her perfect breasts for just a second before returning to her face. As his eyes lifted he noticed Mina looking at him 'Like what you see?' she asked huskily, Jimmy blushed, Mina smiled at him and dropped to the bed taking Jimmy's length in her mouth. 'Oh my god' he blurted out as Mina began to suck and massage his cock with her mouth. Mina moved her head up and down in a slow methodical fashion, her lips tight around Jimmy's shaft while her tongue worked long sweeps around his head. Jimmy felt the pressure building in his balls, he could not hold on much longer, he reached down and held Minas head still for a few seconds, the sensation passed and he released her, now he was pulling her body round to him, Mina responded knowingly, opening her legs and placing her hot wet snatch above Jimmy's mouth, the whole time not letting his cock escape her mouth. Jimmy eagerly attacked Mina's hot shaven pussy, his tongue plunging deeply inside her taking long luxurious licks at her before teasing her clit, the sight of her winking ass hole turning him on more and more, Mina moaned loudly as he licked her ass, running his tongue around her ring before moving back to her clit, Mina in turn began to suck on Jimmy's balls whilst she continued to jerk him off. 'I cumming' Jimmy gasped, this turned Mina on even more and she jammed her wet snatch hard against Jimmy's tongue while she moved the head of his cock to her mouth ready for his hot load, as Jimmy spurted his hot spunk into her mouth Mina felt her own orgasm come, she swallowed Jimmy's load as she clenched her knees around his head, the force of her orgasm supriseing her, Jimmy began to lick at her gushing snatch again and a second wave of orgasm hit her. Mina collapsed and rolled to the side, she breathed heavily trying to catch her breath. 'Good morning!' was all Jimmy could say.
Over breakfast Jimmy explained to Mina that this was his day off but he had to take his patrol car back to the station, 'Dont worry about that' she had replied, 'I'll follow you and drop you back at your place' she was eager to see where this dream man lived!
Jimmy walked into the station to drop the patrol car keys off, Shane the gobby desk sergeant was on duty, 'Oi pom, what happened to you last night, I wanted to get that car out first thing' 'You wouldn't understand' replied Jimmy 'grown up stuff!' Shane mumbled something as Jimmy threw the car keys at him and went to the changing room. After changing out of his uniform Jimmy left the station and walked to Mina's car. Mina was pleased to see he dressed well, light cotton shirt over linen slacks, and smiled as he climbed in the passenger seat. 'Where to then stud?' Mina asked with a smile, Jimmy gave her the address and they set off, Jimmy turned on the radio and smiled, 'I love this song' he said aloud and turned up the radio even more as 'Walking on sunshine' burst out of the speakers, Mina laughed as Jimmy sang along loudly and slightly out of tune. The arrived at Jimmy's apartment five minutes later and exited the car, 'It's not much, but it's home' he said as he opened the door and they walked into the entrance hall 'I'm on the fourth floor' he added as they walked to the lift. As the lift doors opened Mina noticed that it was empty and that all the surfaces, sides, ceiling and floor all had a mirror finish to them, her mind was racing with ideas of what could happen in there and she felt herself dampen. She raced into the elevator, caught hold of the hand rail and, throwing a coy look over her shoulder, said in a sultry tone, 'What are you waiting for big boy!' as if to explain her intentions Mina lifted her skirt up a little to reveal her stocking tops. Jimmy felt himself harden and quickly stepped into the elevator, pressing the 4 button as he did. Jimmy stood behind Mina, she could fell his erect manhood pushing against her buttocks, 'Stay right there' Jimmy whispered in her ear before turning and pressing the emergency stop button causing the lift to lurch to a halt between the 1st and 2nd floors, he turned back to Mina who was now thrusting her perfect arse out towards him. Jimmy dropped to his knees and lifted Minas skirt to reveal her naked arse 'You dirty bitch' he whispered lowly, Mina laughed in response. Jimmy moved his mouth over Mina's wet snatch and began to lick at her lips and clit, she was so damp already he knew she would be aching for his cock, just a few seconds more, he thought to himself, knowing he was teasing this girl terribly. Mina was going crazy, the throbbing in her migee was itching to be eased by Jimmy's cock and here he was eating her pussy, but it felt so good, she looked in the mirror in front of her and saw the wanton look in her eyes, she blushed at herself and looked lower, she could see Jimmy eagerly attacking her snatch with his tongue, fuck this man was incredible, 'Fuck me Jimmy, do it now' she found herself calling out. Jimmy rose to his feet and eased his rock hard cock from his slacks, he placed the head between Mina's lips and hesitated for a second. The anticipation was getting too much for Mina, she reached one hand behind her back and pulled Jimmy into her groaning loudly as she took his length. Jimmy began to thrust into Mina franticly, pushing hard and fast with every stroke, Mina moaned approvingly as she watched herself getting screwed in the mirror, Jimmy looked up and there eyes met in the mirror. 'I'm gonna cum' moaned Jimmy, Mina pushed back hard and began to climax herself, before quickly turning and kneeling in front of Jimmys throbbing cock, Jimmy exploded as she took him in her mouth, Mina watch in the mirrored surface as she licked the last drops of cum from the tip of his cock, her excitement soared. They stood there still for a second, Mina shaking and Jimmy weak at the knees. Mina laughed and stood up straight causing Jimmy to fall out of her, 'Wow' she gasped kissing him deeply, 'Lets get to your apartment' she added as she cancelled the emergency stop and the lift started moving.
The lift doors opened and Jimmy led Mina out and up to his apartment door, he unlocked it and held it open for her 'Welcome' he said as he swept his arm towards the open door. Mina stepped in side, the apartment was how she expected it to be, tidy but still clearly the place where a single man lived! As she stepped into the living room she noticed the large soft leather couch, she ran her finger along the arm as she walked past, it felt cold to her touch. Mina smiled to herself as she spotted Jimmy's reclining arm chair, 'Take a seat' said Jimmy, 'Would you like a drink?' 'I'll take a cold water thanks' she replied and Jimmy disappeared into the kitchen. I dirty smile crept onto Mina's face as she quickly removed her clothes and lay down on the sofa, the cold of the leather exciting her already aroused body. Her nipples hardened at the thought of Jimmy walking in a seeing her in all her glory! 'I managed to find a little ice..' Jimmy stopped talking as he saw Mina. She beckoned him over and kissed him deeply on the mouth, 'So' she whispered to him 'Where are these handcuffs!' Jimmy smiled and walked to the lounge table picking up his spare cuffs. 'Stand up' he ordered and Mina obeyed, turned on at the sudden authoritivness in his voice, she walked over to him. Jimmy took hold of her wrist and span her around securing the cuffs around her wrists so that she had her hands behind her back. Jimmy led her to the arm chair and sat her down before pushing the recliner back. 'Stay there' he barked at her and left the room, he returned almost immeadiatly carrying a black silk tie. Mina felt her slit dampen as he tied it around her eyes blocking out all vision. She felt his strong hands push her back till she was laying on the fully reclined chair, her hands resting behind her shaply arse. Jimmy removed his shirt and reached for the glass of iced water he had bought in for Mina, he removed one cube and turned towards her smiling to himself. As he kissed Mina gently on the mouth he touched the ice cube against her right nipple and cicled around it, Mina moaned out loud and arched her back as Jimmy ran the cube down from her breast and across her stomach before sliding it back up and across her lips, the cold tingling them. Mina opened her mouth and Jimmy slipped the cube in, as Mina sucked on the cube Jimmy removed the rest on his clothes revealing his throbbing cock, he removed the ice cube from Mina's mouth, and kissed her deeply the cold of her tongue exciting his hot mouth, he pulled away for a second then stood up, his groin now level with Mina's mouth. Mina groaned loudly as she felt Jimmy place his cock against her lips, she flicked her tongue at his head before trying to take him in her mouth, Jimmy pulled away as she did this before running his cock along her lips again. Mina opened her mouth and Jimmy let the tip of his cock enter her for a second before pulling away. Mina's frustration built as she couldn't move her hands to grab Jimmys member and control it, her snatch now so wet she knew she was ready for him. Jimmy placed his hands on her as he put his penis in her mouth, this time though he didn't pull away. As Jimmy held Mina's head steady he began to slowly thrust in and out of her mouth whilst she sucked hard on his cock, he moaned and pulled out before placing his balls by he mouth, Mina sucked hard on each one moving it around with her tongue. Jimmy could not hold himself back much longer and pulled away, he walked to the end of the chair and touched Mina's legs , automaticaly she opened them reveally a glorious view of her damp shaven pussy. Jimmy placed Mina's ankles on his shoulders and slid himself into her. 'Oh my god' Mina called out as Jimmy began to thrust harder and harder, he felt so deep, Mina came quickly, screaming Jimmys name as she did, Jimmy slowed his pace a little, this seemed to prolong Mina's orgasm. 'Fuck me from behing' she managed to force out between the convulsions of her cumming. Jimmy pulled out and positioned Mina on the chair, face down on the now sweaty leather, arse high in the air with her hands still cuffed behind her back. The smell of their sex and her own sweat filled Mina's nostrils, she felt so dirty, and so turned on, this wasn't like her but it just felt so right, she smiled to herself as she felt Jimmy enter her again before pulling out completley and entering her again, plunging as deeply as he could, Mina gasped with each thrust, feeling herself already on the tip of cumming again. Jimmy could feel it too and this time he wanted to cum with her, he again increased his pace and felt the first twitches of his own orgasm coming 'I'm cumming' he moaned as he fired his hot load deep inside Mina. Mina began to shake as she too began to cum, Mina groaned loudly as Jimmy pulled his cock from her and untied her blindfold and unlocked the hand cuffs. As soon as her hands were free Mina wrapped her arms around Jimmy and kissed him tenderly on the mouth. 'You know' she said 'this could be the start of a beautiful relationship!' Jimmy smiled back at her and then squeezed her tightly against him 'I think you may be right'.

Johnny on Dateing

I don't know about you but I always feel nervous and self conscious on those planned dates, you don't have the real opportunity to relax and be yourself, and god, imagine either waiting for the first kiss to happen or worse expecting it to happen just because of what date you are on, fucking hell, if it doesn't come naturally there's no point, I'm sure there are people out there who have done the date game totally, all their lives, kissed on second, fucking on third, bored after six and dumping the other party. These people may have had numerous partners but what a shockingly shit and boringly logical sex life!!! I have flitted between girls who put out on the first date to girls I am still working on up to a year later, different people different routines, end product still the same, a fucking good time! Isn't variety the spice of life, and isn't a long drawn out flirtation equally as rewarding for the numerous good feelings as a quick knee trembler in a bus shelter! I'm sure people are to busy looking for that Hollywood fuck, you know the type, perfect lighting, no sweat, no embarrassing noises, one orgasm each and fall asleep with hair perfectly in place still! They actually believe that that is the way it should be, that that is the best they can imagine, how sad. I feel privileged that my job has taken me round the world and opened my eyes to, yes the seedier side of things but also the mixed bag of experiences that both sex and life has to offer. It is often said that we, as a race, are becoming more and more hedonistic and more taboos are being broken as each generation searches for something new to do/try/shock the last one, what a load of crap, the human race has always been this way it is just that in these modern times of the world wide web and internet access that is easy for everyone it is becoming more apparent what actually goes on. Does that make sense or am I just ranting? I do know what some people find shocking I find normal, and of course there are things I find shocking that others find normal, so the circle goes.

A sexy Australian story part 2

Mina ran up the pathway to her front door of her suburban bungalow as Jimmy pulled into the driveway, she was still sweating from their encounter not thirty minutes before, dust stuck to her sticky skin and she wanted to get clean before taking Jimmy again. She unlocked the front door as he climbed out of his patrol car, 'make yourself at home' she shouted behind her as she walked through the door leaving it open. Mina headed straight to the bathroom, shut the door and stripped off ready for a quick shower excited at what so hoped would follow, she heard Jimmy come in the house and shut the front door, god she was glad she had tidied the place before she went out that morning. 'Grab yourself a tinnie, I'll only be a second' she shouted as she climbed into her large shower cubicle and turned it on. Mina closed her eyes as the hot water ran through her hair and ran her hands over her body washing away the dirt and sweat of the day resisting the urge to pay some attention to her aching clit, it would have enough soon, she lathered up her tanned toned body. Mina heard a click behind her and turned to see Jimmy stood in the bathroom, naked with a big smile on his face, 'I thought I could help with your back!' he said with a grin and stepped into the cubicle, Mina handed him the soap and turned her back on him, she couldn't help but tremble when his rough hands swept across her back rubbing in the soap. She turned to face Jimmy, placed her arms around his neck and gently he lifted her so her legs were wrapped around his waist her back against the slippery wet tiles of the shower. As they kissed he entered her, Mina felt his throbbing cock slide in and let out a moan and dug her finger nails into Jimmys back, the pain shot through Jimmys shoulders and he reacted by squeezing tightly on Minas buttocks, one of his fingertips sliding into Minas arse. Mina opened her eyes and met Jimmys gaze, lets have some fun she thought and as she smiled at him took hold of his bottom lip with her teeth and bit down hard enough to see him wince as she did it, she let go. 'In the mood for something different then?' he asked. Mina bit her own lip and looked up at him almost coyly and nodded her head. Jimmy carried Mina out of the shower, he was still deep inside her and she moaned loudly as every step he took moved him in and out of her hot wet snatch. When he reached the bedroom he lifted her off and threw her to the bed. Mina sat upright on the bed as Jimmy stood in front of her, he reached a hand over to her face and gently ran it across her cheek before grasping a handful of her hair and moving her head towards his cock. Mina almost came then, god she loved this she thought as she opened her mouth and accepted his rigid member as Jimmy forced her head further down his shaft than she ever thought she could have got. Mina sucked hard as Jimmy manhandled her head back and forth, occasionally he would move in too far causing Mina to gag, this proved to turn her on even more, Mina grabbed Jimmys balls and squeezed them every time she wanted to go deeper! Jimmy felt himself about to cum and pushed Mina away back onto the bed, the sensation faded. Mina meanwhile had positioned herself on all fours in front of him and was reaching between her legs, plunging her fingers deep into her snatch before removing them and licking her juices from her fingers. 'Fuck me Jimmy, fuck me hard!' she demanded. Jimmy grabbed Mina by the waist with one hand and guided himself into her with the other, as he thrust hard and fast into Mina he reached to her head and pulled on her hair hard, mina tilted her head back towards him, 'Come on, fuck me you bastard!' she snarled as he squeezed hard on her waist. Mina took her left breast in her hand and squeezed hard, digging her nails in, the pain tipped her over the edge and she screamed as she orgasmed, Jimmy felt her convulsions and sped up his thrusting, pulling harder on Minas hair and gripping her tighter, this prolonged Minas orgasm even longer, he could hear she was getting exhausted. Jimmy pulled out of Mina and she collapsed to the bed, quivering as the aftershocks of her orgasm ran through her. Jimmy collected three pillows and after lifting Mina back onto all fours placed them below her hips before lowering her down again. Jimmy positioned himself behind Mina and began to finger fuck her, first one the two then three fingers sliding in and out of her incredibly wet snatch. As he did this he spanked Mina hard, leaving red hand prints across her buttocks, she gasped with every slap. Jimmy lowered his head and spat onto Mina asshole before running the tip of his finger around the ring feeling it relax as he did this, Jimmy took his now slippery fingers from Minas snatch and slid one into her arse, Mina pushed back against his hand forcing his finger further in 'Mmmmm, come on Jimmy, I want you to fuck my ass' she moaned. Jimmy steadied himself behind Mina and slowly inserted his cock into her, she let out a stifled scream as he reached his hilt, Mina buried her head in the bed sheet, biting the covers to keep herself quiet as he screwed her ass hard and fast slapping her arse as he fucked her 'You like that bitch?' he snarled, 'I want you to cum, now' she replied. Jimmy sped up again this time he was not stopping, as he felt his own orgasm coming he breathed out heavily 'Fucking hell!' he exclaimed as he fired his hot wad of cum deep inside Minas arse. Jimmy moved over Mina and rolled both of them on their sides so they were spooning, him still deep inside her, still twitching from his orgasm. Mina turned her head to the side and Jimmy kissed her softly. They lay there for a while just holding each other, feeling their hearts beat as one, Jimmy running his fingers along Minas side. Mina rolled away from Jimmy, 'Shit' she said aloud, 'I forgot to turn off the shower!' and ran to the bathroom. Jimmy lay back on the bed, hands behind his head, eyes closed, what a day he thought to himself. CLICK Jimmy opened his eyes to see Mina stood in the doorway wearing nothing but a big smile and his handcuffs dangling off her finger 'And we still haven't found out what these are for!' she said and walked towards the bed.......

Passion for a Girl......with a tin roof!

I look into your eyes, they say so much more then you ever could, and all I want to do is hold you, hold you so close so tight, make you feel safe and wanted. As you look back at me you see safety, warmth, real affection. I gently kiss your forhead and squeeze a little tighter, you tilt your head slightly and lift onto your toes, kissing me gently on my lips, I respond softly before placing my hand on the back of you head stroking your hair and kissing you deeply, our tongues meet and caress each other, you feel my body sag with satisfaction at finally showing you my passion, you reach back and feel the cold hardness of the wall behind you. You lean back so your back is resting against the wall, changing the angle of our kiss, I move closer, my hand snow holding you so tight, as if I am afraid to let you go, one behind your head and one in the small of your back. Your hands both rest on my chest, fingers spead in submission to our intentions. I stop kissing you but you remain there, mouth ready for my tongue, eyes close lost in the moment, you feel me reach behind your knees and lift you. As I hold you in my arms our lips meet again, although this time more gently, you run your hands over my arms feeling the tight muscles move as I carry you to the bed. I lay you down and hold your face in both hands, as I gaze again into your eyes I see a nervousness that wasn't there before, I know I have the same look but take the initiative, I kiss you again, this time with more passion than I thought I ever had, you respond and I feel my body shake with anticipation. I un-button your blouse and caress your stomach, running my fingers up and across your sides, you move almost squirming as you feel the butterflies in your stomach. You place your hand on my chest telling me to stop, I do and sit up. You remove your blouse and tell me to stand, you stand in front of me and begin to remove my clothes. You take of my shirt and run your fingers through my chest hair while you un-button my jeans, you push me to the bed so that I am sitting and undo my shoes, throwing them into the corner of the room with a smile. Again you make me stand and begin to pull doen my jeans, you lower yourself as you do and make me step out of them, you eyes fall on my now extremely aroused penis and you smile up at me. You kiss across my hip line and up my stomach to my chest, then on again to my mouth, you pull away again and push me to the bed. As I lay there you turn away and walk a couple of steps away, you look over your shoulder and lightly bite your bottom lip as you slowly remove your bra. You turn to face me, your arm covering your breasts, 'Take of your boxers' you say in a sultry tone and again turn you back on me, I remove my boxers and watch you closley, my god I am so turned on I could cum now, but I dont, I keep my eyes focused on you as you undo the skirt you are wearing, as you lower it you bend over, revealing your naked ass and a glorious view from behind of your sweet honeypot. 'Fucking hell' is all I can say as you step out of your skirt, you smile to yourself knowing you had had the desired effect!
You walk back towards the bed, your eyes fixed on mine as you sit down, I place my and on your cheek and guide you down to my lips. As we kiss the breeze from the open window electrifies our skin, making every touch or caress more and more pleasureable. The tap tap on the tin roof signals the arrival of the storm we have been expecting. I squeeze you tighter against me and you collapse into me, totally relaxed and comfortable. I run my finger slowly down your back along your spine, opening my hand to caress your buttocks, you let out a soft moan as I do this, you roll onto your back and I continue to stroke your body, cupping and squeezeing your breasts gently as we kiss. Slowly I move down your body, you lift your head as our lips part, still hungry for more, I kiss your neck and continue down, stopping to tease your nipples with my tongue before carrying on down, I run my tongue across your naval and over your freshly shaven mound, you open your legs inviting me in. I run my tongue along your lips, I insert my tongue into you as I run it along, I feel your wetness and taste your sweet juices, letting out a satisfied mmm as I do it. I alternate between flicking at your clit with my tongue and taking long slow sweeps inside your hoeypot with my tongue, I fell you tense up and I concentrate my attention to your swollen clit as you start to cum I insert my finger deep into you and work it in and out, extending your orgasm, you reach down and grab either side of my head pulling me up to face you, we kiss and as we do I place the head of my cock against your lips, as I increase the pressure against you your wetness allows me to slide in, you moan as I begin to slowly screw you. You push me away a little, 'Not yet' you say, 'stand up' I pull myself out of you and stand, you make me sit on the edge of the bed with you stood in front of me, you push me back so that I am laying on the with my feet on the floor. You smile at me and kneel down, without a word you grab hold of my hard cock and put it in your mouth. You taste the saltiness of my pre-cum and the sweetness of your own juices as suck hard, moving up and down on my cock with your mouth. I lift my head and look down to you, our eyes meet and I cum, you continue sucking my cock as I do swallowing my hot salty load as I hold your head while the last shakes of orgasm rush through me. You feel me relax and begin sucking again, slower now, you feel my cock re-harden and you move up to kiss me. As we kiss you stradle me and place me inside you before slowly starting to ride me. We continue to kiss as we gently screw, the rain outside is now getting heavier and as the tap tap tap of it hitting the roof increases so does the speed you ride me. You sit upright now, running your fingers through your hair whilst I fondle your breasts, in the distance there is a rumble of thunder, you begin to cum as the following flash of lightning hits, you collase over me and I hold you as we roll over. We are still on the edge of the bed, only now I am stood with you laying on the bed, I lift your legs and enter you, you sigh as you feel how deep I am and then moan loudly as begin to drive hard and fast into you, I feel myself about to cum and speed up driving harder, I cum deep inside you, you feel the hot jets of cum and you cum as well. We stay still for a couple of seconds before I lay on top of you, still inside you. We kiss deeply, as you run your fingers down my back.

Stupid people really piss me off

Has anyone else noticed that we spend most of our lives waiting for some other fucking moron to make up their minds before we do what we want to do. If I had my way, decent intelligent, normal people like us would would be allowed, no, compelled to carry cattle prods with us. That way we can speed up the morons, have you noticed the speed someone walks is in direct proportion to their inteligence, it's true, try walking behind a thick fuck today and you will notice, slow brain = slow feet! So, how to deal with these dumbass's; in the supermarket, you are in a rush and have a hand basket as you only need a few things, you have the plan of the shop memorised for ease of use and head directly for the right places, that is until... great big fat fag ash lil and her seven big fat kids stand in your way trying to decide whether or not to go down the crisp isle blocking it off for every other fucker. Who are they trying to kid, they're going down there, they're fat, thats what they do, its like them eating too much cake or ordering diet coke with their big mac meal 'go large', and my personal favoutite, reading the nutritional information on the back of their tins of 'all day breakfast', as if they fucking care! So, my solution zzappp cattle prod the fuckers, even animals learn through pain surely a human, no matter how thick, can; in the car, you know the ones I mean, they dont pull out at a junction unless both sides of the road are clear for at least 10 miles, they cant reverse park, they cant parrallel park, they sit at traffic lights far to long, put their brakes on going round 30mph corners, and again my favourite, looking at you with that 'Sorry I'm a dumb fuck' face when they try to 3 point turn in the main street cos they have gone the wrong way! zzappp fucking have it! But wait, theres more! In the street dont you just love the thick bastards who cant walk directly to a shop, oh-no, they have to stop in the path, turn 90 degrees and walk across the path of everyone else, of the twats who stop in the path and just gawp through shop windows. Fucking zzappp. People who dont clean up after their dogs, yeah, I want your dogs shit on my fucking shoe, Zzappp. Pricks in the pub who hover around the one armed bandit giving out unwanted advice, zzappp. Cyclists who have no fear of cars, mate you are not invincible, take this, zzappp. People who ask if I have spare fag or if they can borrow a fag, oh yes, I always carry spares, and if you borrow one when can I have it back. Zzappp. People who dont vote but then complain how the country is being run, if you have an opinion use it zzappp, zzappp zzappp!

A sexy austrailian story for a sexy austrailian

The sun was setting on yet another steaming hot day. Wilamina Rouke, Mina to her friends, was driving home after a day in the bush rescuing Koala’s that had fallen out of trees. Everything had been going fine until about an hour ago that’s when the air con in her Pajero had packed in. And that was why she was now driving along the interstate with all her windows down wearing just a small pair of white cotton panties and an old shirt tied up around her waist. On the passenger seat beside her sat the remainder of her clothes, tight jeans (she now realised that was a mistake on a day like this!) and her bra. As she drove along she moved her hand through the air outside the window feeling the cool breeze refresh her, she couldn’t help but notice the slight tingle she felt as the wind gently stroked across her breasts, teasing her sweat damp nipples causing them to become erect. She played with the radio, changing channels until she found something decent to listen to but she couldn’t decide which song. By now the teasing of the wind had made her feel more and more aroused, she could feel a warm dampness between her legs and moved her hand down, she felt the bubble of excitement in her stomach as she brushed past her panties. ‘Damn’ she said aloud. I really have to get back; I can’t pull over and scratch this itch now she thought to herself. Then she smiled naughtily, she couldn’t, could she, if she kept her eyes on the road she would be alright, surely, besides, she hadn’t seen another car for ages. Mina reached down and, with one hand still on the steering wheel began to tease herself, slowly running her fingers along the outside of her panties, occasionally flicking past her now swelling clit. She let out a sigh and slid her hand under the soft fabric of her panties, she needed satisfaction and she needed it now. Mina rubbed around the hood of her clit applying just the right pressure with her thumb to keep the buzz there, and then slowly she slid a finger into her now wet pussy. Slowly at first but speeding up to a crescendo she pumped her finger in and out of her tight pussy, bending it slightly to tease her g-spot whilst increasing the pressure on her clit, she came. Then she came again, she closed her eyes as a third pulse of orgasm ran through her body, her panties drenched from her sweet juices.
Jimmy Brooks was not having a good day; he had been sat in his patrol car for what seemed like an eternity. Typical bloody Aussies, he thought, stick the new guy on the quietest stretch of road in the world for a 10 traffic watch, I bet they were even more chuffed when they found out I was a pommie. ‘Bastards’ he said aloud for about the 100th time that day. Jimmy had come out to Australia 6 weeks earlier on a swap program with the English police force, he had volunteered as he wanted to see something of the world and where better to start! He still wasn’t sure where here was either, he knew the way back to the station and that was about it, he played with the radio until he found a rock station and turned it up loud. The sun was just starting to set and the heat was getting to him, a rock ballad came on the radio and before he could help himself his eyes began to close and the welcome arms of sleep began to embrace him. He awoke with a start, I car had just flown past him at one hell of a speed, he turned down the radio and began to follow it.
The sound of the siren brought Mina back to Earth, she opened her eyes and checked her Speedo ‘Fuck’ she said aloud as she read the dial, ‘140km/hr fuck, fuck, fuck!’ She looked in her rear view mirror and saw the police patrol car behind her, lights flashing and indicating to her to pull over. She pulled over and sat in the car, wondering how she could explain away her speeding, what she was wearing and how the Pajero had that sweet lingering smell of sex about it!
Jimmy stepped out of the patrol car and walked over to the Pajero, he could see through the windshield that the driver was a female, not just that, an attractive female! ‘Maybe things are looking up’ he said quietly to himself as he approached the car.
Mina saw the police officer exit the car and walk towards her, she blushed, damn she though to herself, he had to be cute, she watched as he strode over in a confident yet relaxed way, a friendly smile painted on his face.
‘Is this your vehicle miss?’ Jimmy asked before glancing into the Pajero and seeing Mina in her state of undress ‘Is everything alright, are you ok, what’s going on, why aren’t you dressed?’ the words flew out of his mouth before he could stop them, he was turning red he could feel it. He was normally so cool under pressure but the sight of this hot girl in next to nothing had broken him instantly! ‘I’m fine officer’ Mina replied enjoying Jimmy’s uncomfortableness, did she catch a hint of an English accent? ‘My air con is busted and I am trying to keep cool!’ ‘And that explains the speeding does it?’ said Jimmy regaining his composure, ‘Look, pop the hood and I’ll have a look at the air con for you’, he smiled at her and she could see the warmth in his sky blue eyes. ‘Thankyou’ she replied. Mina popped the hood and Jimmy peered inside the engine bay, ‘Yeah’ he said after 5 mins, ‘I think I can fix that, give me a second I’ll get the tool kit from my car, do you want some water? I have some a cool box in the trunk.’ ‘Please’ Mina replied, again thinking where did this guy come from! Jimmy returned carrying a toolbox and a 2 litre ice-cold bottle of water, ‘There you go’ he said handing Mina the water ‘Sorry but I am going to have to take my shirt off, I don’t want to get it covered in oil’. Mina watched as Jimmy removed his shirt revealing a toned but not to toned chest and stomach, a single bead of sweat running down between his chest hair. She could still feel the excitement in her pussy as she watched this man trying to help her and knew that she was still turned on.
Five minutes later Jimmy lifted his head out from the engine bay. ‘That’s it I think’ he said smiling, he was covered in oil, it was over his chest arms face even some on his back. Mina laughed when she saw him and handed him a mirror from her bag ‘Looks like I’m gonna get my shirt dirty after all’ he said with a huge smile. ‘Maybe not’ replied Mina as she stepped out of the car. For the first time Jimmy saw Mina fully, he could feel his heart beat rise and a stirring in his loins, he blushed and realised Mina had watched him check her out. ‘I..er..’ he started but Mina cut him off ‘Lets see what we can do with this’ she said. Jimmy gasped as she poured some of the ice-cold water over his chest and began washing him, all the while she looked him dead in the eye, Mina took a hand full of water and began washing his face. Jimmy couldn’t hold himself back any more and leaned forward to kiss her, she responded passionately and the pulled each other in close, tongues exploring each others mouths while there hands moving everywhere touching each other excitedly, the mix of oil and sweat just aiding their lubrication. Mina fumbled with Jimmy’s belt as he untied the shirt releasing her perfect breasts, her caressed a nipple whilst his other hand squeezed on Mina’s shapely arse tightly. Mina finally released Jimmy’s cock from the trousers, he was already rock hard and she was pleased with the size. She began to stroke it, moving her hand up and down the length, her fingertips flicking lightly across his head as she did this. He moaned lightly. Mina dropped to her knees and without a pause took Jimmy’s length in her mouth, she could taste the pre-cum and knew that he was ready, she worked the shaft with her hand as she sucked and licked at his head. ‘Oh my god’ cried Jimmy as Mina took him again fully in her mouth and he exploded inside her. Mina continued to suck and caress his cock as she felt the twitches of him cumming subside, she swallowed his hot load as he pulled her to her feet. He kissed her hard on the mouth and lifted her off her feet carrying her to the Pajero. Jimmy placed Mina lying back down on the hood of the Pajero. He stood with her legs over each shoulder, her pussy right in front of his face and pulled her now soaking wet panties to one side. Jimmy could smell Minas hot pussy and new that she getting excited, he teased her clit with his tongue, pulling back her hood and licking all around it. At the same time he worked two fingers in and out of her pussy. Jimmy could feel Mina quiver as he rubbed against her g-spot. He moved his mouth down and began lapping at Minas pussy, savouring the sweet taste, and occasionally moving back to flick at her clit with his viscous tongue. Jimmy continued to lick and tease as Minas body began to buck as she drove her pussy harder into his mouth, see came and he could feel the flow of her juices as they washed into his mouth. Jimmy moved away and Mina sat up they kissed again, Mina tasting her own juices in Jimmy’s mouth. As they kissed Mina noticed Jimmy’s cock was hard again, with a smile she slid off the hood and turned around, hands on the hood, ‘Are you going to search me then officer?’ she asked with a wink. Jimmy smiled, walked over to her and bent her roughly over the hood ‘Does this mean you are resisting arrest!’ Mina gasped as she felt his weight against her arse and her back, she turned her head to the side and they kissed passionately. Mina reached behind her and slowly guided Jimmy’s swollen cock deep inside her ‘Oh my god!’ she gasped as he began to pump in and out of her in a slow methodical beat. Mina could feel Jimmy’s fingers playing with her clit as her fucked her, she was on the edge now and needed the release of orgasm. ‘Fuck me harder, faster’ she gasped between breaths. Jimmy obliged and began to thrust hard and deep into Minas hungry pussy, both of them panting and moaning. Jimmy began to cum, this pushed Mina over the edge and they came together, holding each other still as the tremors subsided. Jimmy pulled out of Mina and she turned around, they kissed and laughed for a while. As they started to collect their clothes, variously thrown around the roadside Mina picked up Jimmy’s handcuffs, she laughed and said ‘And what do we do with these!’ Jimmy smiled and replied ‘You’ll find out when we get to your place!’

Drunken lookalikes!

Ok then the girl sailor story, I am not proud of it but it is a good one, I think! Right, she was so not a looker it’s unbelievable, in fact, she looked like and was known onboard as fat Harry Potter (FHP)! Despite this she was a genuinely lovely girl who was good fun to be around. So back to the story, I was out with friends in Plymouth and was absolutely totally out of my tree! I got separated from the lads in Jesters around 0130 and stumbled into the Clipper pub (which is handily next door!). Now the Clipper doesn’t close till 0700 so I had plenty of time left! As I walked in I saw FHP sat at the bar, I walked over and joined her as she was on her own and we had a few drinks and a few laughs, now I am sooo drunk by now its untrue. Anyway, somehow I find myself sat in her apartment with a cup of coffee in one hand and her sucking my cock, I still don’t know what happened to get me there or what started it off but I know that at the time it felt good so I went with it. I’m sure you are aware of the side effects of a shit load of booze on a man, one of two ways, either limp as a poofs wrist or like a rod of iron all night. I was the latter. I finished my coffee whilst watching her head bob up and down on my cock, occasionally moaning my appreciation to her. When I felt myself about to cum I stopped her and led her to the bedroom (only next door, it wasn’t a big apartment!), lay her on the bed and started to strip off her clothes, keeping my jeans on with my cock sticking out proudly from the fly! Before I continue I have to say, I am not making these stories up, you should by able to tell my made up ones, the plots are far better! Ok I lay beside her and we kissed, she has very large breasts and I spent my time kissing them and caressing them with one hand, the other stroking her wet Migee (private joke!) and work my way down to lick at her, suprisingly small, clit. I give her the works, I don’t know why, I could have got away with a polite lick and then on with the job but I wanted to do a good job! Plus the girls onboard would probably get a full report on my performance! She came hard against my mouth forcing her clit against my teeth and filling my mouth with her juices. (Reminds me of another story now!) I worked my way up her body and we kiss again, she moaned in pleasure when she tasted her self and then she said the most wonderful words a man can hear on a one-night stand! ‘You can do what you like’ fan-fucking-tastic! So I had a wank and watched match of the day! Only joking. FHP, for a big lass she was suprisingly lithe and nimble, we fucked everywhere, my favourite position (girl on back missionary, legs up, knees bent cradled in my elbows, my wrists locked against their kidneys holding them to the bed, pushing down and forcing up in time with each thrust, and I mean thrust, whole length with a lot of power!). I lost count of how many times she came, but she was loving it! I stood at the end of the bed and she kneeled on all fours in front of me, as I fucked her hard from behind she was shouting to me to pull her hair, harder and harder, it was fucking mental! I started to slid my finger up her arse as we fucked and she froze saying that she hadn’t done that before (yeah, right!). I told her not to worry and that if she wanted to do it I could show her. She said yes and I looked for some kind of lube, I looked everywhere, no moisturiser, no Vaseline no nothing, then I stumbled into the kitchen and spotted…the cooking oil bottle. I grabbed it and headed back to the bedroom FHP was now laying on her front waiting, I splashed the oil liberally over her ass and over my cock and then gently inserted a finger and slid it in and out, she moaned as I tickled her clit with my other hand, after a minute she told me she was ready and I entered her properly. She actually squealed with delight! Unbelievable! Again she begged me to pull her hair as I fucked and I obliged, it soon dawned on me that she must have done this before and so tried something new. I flipped her over, and adopted my favourite position, only this time she tilted her hips so my cock was in line with her arse. She took a deep breath and I entered her gently at first but as she reached to her feet and pulled them in for me to go deeper I sped up, she let go of one foot and her leg wrapped against my back dictating speed, faster and faster, her free hand now played with her clit. Honestly the speed and vigour I was putting in I thought my heart would explode, finally relief as I came deep in her ass. I collapsed onto her and she held me as I shook. After cleaning ourselves off we slept for 2 hours before heading back to the ship, I got out of the taxi 5 mins away from the ship so no-one would see us arrive together and we left each other alone. Neither of us mentioned it to anyone and acted as if nothing had happened when we saw each other. So, about 2 months later I am out in town with some of the lads and she walks in with some of the girls, they are on one side of the bar and we are on the other. My mate notices them points at FHP and says to another of my mates, didn’t you fuck her the other week, my other mate replied yeah, she was shit and started slagging her off. Now don’t get me wrong, I had no feelings for this girl but, she had been a fucking good shag and I felt she was being done an injustice so I turned to my mate and asked if he was sure it wasn’t him that was crap. He said no and carried on bad mouthing her so I stepped in pointed out that I had slept with her and that she was great shutting my mate up! You can imagine that went round the ship so quickly, the story of what went on changed from person to person, one that I was told was that I used dirty oil from a chip pan! The knock on effect was strange to, as, while guys were now queuing up for this great shag the girls were staying away from me for fear of having their asses invaded! That was two years ago now and people still mention it.

First story - autobiographical?

OK, I shall set the scene, I am in an English port and you have come over to meet me, but we decide on a little role-play beforehand. Due to the ship sailing my leave expires at 0300 so we decide to meet near where my ship is docked a nice nondescript bar in a nice hotel. Ever hoping to make a good impression I attempt to arrive early, unfortunately fate has conspired against me and my taxi driver takes forever to drop me off. I walk into the bar and spot you immediately, although your back is to me. I can tell by the knee high boots and the way you have done your hair, up but in a messy way; as if all you had to do was shake your head and it would tumble down. I walk up behind you, gently whisper in your ear 'Sorry i..' 'Don't be' you reply 'you're here now' as I the kiss the back of you neck softly. You turn around with a slight smile and hold out your hand, 'Helen' you say, almost coyly, I take your hand, lightly kiss it 'Johnny' I reply 'A drink' you nod your head. I order for us both, two Mojitos. We sit at a nearby table waiting for our drinks and make small and yet suprisingly comfortable small talk about nothing much at all. The drinks arrive, more small talk, the Mojitos are good! After we finish the drinks we move on to the restaurant, for ease of travel and because I only have a little time it is in the same hotel as the bar. We sit and I order some wine, white. Again I order for us both, something exotic and new to both of us, this is a night for new things. Over dinner talk turns to more serious issues, but nothing contentious. Desert arrives and with it lighter chat as you enjoy your chocolate cake and I savour my sorbet. You turn to me and ask 'What happens next' you ask as you spoon feed me the last piece of chocolate cake .I reply 'Follow me', we walk away from the table and to the hotel reception desk. You feel my hand shaking a little and wonder if I am really so confidant or just putting on an act but you are intrigued and stay by my side. 'Ah Mr Briggs' the porter says in a friendly manner, 'your room is ready' as he hands me a key card. You are stunned, 'what's goi...' you start to question but stop when you realise my plans, what the hell you think, I deserve to have some fun. We get into the lift and I press the button for floor 10, as I turn to you, you reach out, pull me in and kiss me hard on the mouth, I am staggered for a second, but only for a second as I then begin to kiss you back. PING. The lift comes to a stop and the doors open. We walk hand in hand the short distance to the room where I open the door and hold it open for you. You walk in, the room is nice yet not pretentious, by the side of the bed is an ice bucket with a bottle of Champagne chilling in it. 'You were confident I would end up here' you say, with a smile. 'Of course,' I reply with a smile. I pour two glasses of Champagne and hand one to you, I take a sip, put down my glass and pull you towards me, we kiss again, the taste of Champagne and the slight hint of chocolate only increase the pleasure as we fall to the bed. We lay on the bed, kissing and caressing each other each realising that everything that had happened so far had happened for this reason. I stop kissing you. 'I need to take a shower' I say and walk into the bathroom. You sit on the bed, stunned. You refill your Champagne glass as you hear the shower start. I walk back into the room with my towel tied around my waste to find you lying across the bed wearing nothing but a pair of black French knickers. I calmly walk around the bed a sit beside where you are laying. 'I'm not usually this forward' you say, I reply 'neither am I' as I lean over to kiss you. We kiss long and hard as I caress you perfect breasts and tease the insides of your thighs. I reach for the Champagne bottle; you take a deep breath as I drizzle it over your chest, stomach and over your panties. I start to lick the Champagne off, starting over your stomach, long lingering strokes each time skirting your breasts but not touching them, I can feel you flinch as I stroke over your panty line. I now move to your breasts, teasing your nipples with my tongue until they stand erect, you begin to moan in pleasure and I begin to slowly move down your body. I pull off you black panties to reveal your beautiful trimmed pussy as you let out I sigh. The first thing you feel is my breath over your lips before I begin to caress your thighs with my tongue, again getting closer and closer to you pussy but not quite touching it. The anticipation it growing in you and all you want to do is scream at me to 'lick me, now' almost sensing this I finally move my mouth across to your pussy, the mixture of Champagne and your own sweet taste is incredible and I can hardly control myself, but I do, tonight isn't about me, it's about you. I tease your clit with the tip of my tongue whilst holding the hood away with my fingers, I don't apply much pressure at first, instead allowing you to dictate the pace which you do. You push your clit against my tongue increasing the pressure and a moan escapes your lips, I begin to make longer swipes with my tongue now, across you pussy lips, over your clit and then back pushing deeper into you sweet pussy each time. I feel you body start to tense as the first wave of orgasm approaches and slowly insert a finger into you, this pushes you over the edge and you cum, your orgasm seems to last for ever, helped along by my vicious tongue continuing to tease your clit. Your juices now run down my fingers as I move away to kiss you again, you are flushed and out of breath but respond to my kiss, tasting your own orgasm. We kiss and hold each other for a few moments then I gently move above you, instinctively you move your legs apart waiting for me to penetrate you, eventually I do, but not before waiting long enough for you to be aching to cum again. We start gently still kissing our bodies as one, a slow rhythm building between us; slowly I reach down and begin to lift your ankles towards my shoulders. As I do this you feel me moving deeper and deeper into you, your ankles are now over my shoulders and I am gripping you in place by you waist. I am pushing in so deep now it's like nothing you've ever felt before, you are running out of breath but manage to splutter 'Faster, Harder' I oblige, we are no longer two people we are animals the sounds coming from each of us ineligible, you cum again, the tremors of these sets me off, I cum as I drive deep into your pussy. We lie there together shaking; the room is cold now. We hold each other; I am still inside you. No words are spoken as we stare into each other’s eyes, I smile, you giggle and we kiss once more. A different type of kiss, one that only lovers can share. We pull apart, 'now we really need a shower' you say and lead me to the bathroom, we climb in the shower together and we wash each other, the sight on you naked arouses me again, you notice, 'wasn't that enough for you' you laugh and before I can reply you drop to you knees and take me in your mouth. The hot water massaging my neck and feeling from you on my cock is incredible and I almost cum straight away, I pull you towards me, kiss you softly and turn you around so that you are kneeling in the bathtub with the shower hitting you arse. I enter you from behind, you let out a satisfied yelp and we screw hard and fast, your hands slapping against the cold tiles and splashing the water around. You reach between your legs and gently squeeze my balls, this tips me over and you with me we both cum. Five minutes later and we are in the room dressed in towels, 'what time is it?' I ask, '2 o'clock' you reply. We both know that I have to leave, we kiss and I go. You sit on the bed, and, thinking of what happened that night, play with yourself until you fall asleep.

First blog - A warning.

Standby, coming shortly a collection of shortish stories from the devient mind of Johnny Briggs. Be warned these are not for children, well unless they have been really bad or are already shagging, in that case welcome and, can you give me any tips. No really. I am willing to pay!