Drunken lookalikes!

Ok then the girl sailor story, I am not proud of it but it is a good one, I think! Right, she was so not a looker it’s unbelievable, in fact, she looked like and was known onboard as fat Harry Potter (FHP)! Despite this she was a genuinely lovely girl who was good fun to be around. So back to the story, I was out with friends in Plymouth and was absolutely totally out of my tree! I got separated from the lads in Jesters around 0130 and stumbled into the Clipper pub (which is handily next door!). Now the Clipper doesn’t close till 0700 so I had plenty of time left! As I walked in I saw FHP sat at the bar, I walked over and joined her as she was on her own and we had a few drinks and a few laughs, now I am sooo drunk by now its untrue. Anyway, somehow I find myself sat in her apartment with a cup of coffee in one hand and her sucking my cock, I still don’t know what happened to get me there or what started it off but I know that at the time it felt good so I went with it. I’m sure you are aware of the side effects of a shit load of booze on a man, one of two ways, either limp as a poofs wrist or like a rod of iron all night. I was the latter. I finished my coffee whilst watching her head bob up and down on my cock, occasionally moaning my appreciation to her. When I felt myself about to cum I stopped her and led her to the bedroom (only next door, it wasn’t a big apartment!), lay her on the bed and started to strip off her clothes, keeping my jeans on with my cock sticking out proudly from the fly! Before I continue I have to say, I am not making these stories up, you should by able to tell my made up ones, the plots are far better! Ok I lay beside her and we kissed, she has very large breasts and I spent my time kissing them and caressing them with one hand, the other stroking her wet Migee (private joke!) and work my way down to lick at her, suprisingly small, clit. I give her the works, I don’t know why, I could have got away with a polite lick and then on with the job but I wanted to do a good job! Plus the girls onboard would probably get a full report on my performance! She came hard against my mouth forcing her clit against my teeth and filling my mouth with her juices. (Reminds me of another story now!) I worked my way up her body and we kiss again, she moaned in pleasure when she tasted her self and then she said the most wonderful words a man can hear on a one-night stand! ‘You can do what you like’ fan-fucking-tastic! So I had a wank and watched match of the day! Only joking. FHP, for a big lass she was suprisingly lithe and nimble, we fucked everywhere, my favourite position (girl on back missionary, legs up, knees bent cradled in my elbows, my wrists locked against their kidneys holding them to the bed, pushing down and forcing up in time with each thrust, and I mean thrust, whole length with a lot of power!). I lost count of how many times she came, but she was loving it! I stood at the end of the bed and she kneeled on all fours in front of me, as I fucked her hard from behind she was shouting to me to pull her hair, harder and harder, it was fucking mental! I started to slid my finger up her arse as we fucked and she froze saying that she hadn’t done that before (yeah, right!). I told her not to worry and that if she wanted to do it I could show her. She said yes and I looked for some kind of lube, I looked everywhere, no moisturiser, no Vaseline no nothing, then I stumbled into the kitchen and spotted…the cooking oil bottle. I grabbed it and headed back to the bedroom FHP was now laying on her front waiting, I splashed the oil liberally over her ass and over my cock and then gently inserted a finger and slid it in and out, she moaned as I tickled her clit with my other hand, after a minute she told me she was ready and I entered her properly. She actually squealed with delight! Unbelievable! Again she begged me to pull her hair as I fucked and I obliged, it soon dawned on me that she must have done this before and so tried something new. I flipped her over, and adopted my favourite position, only this time she tilted her hips so my cock was in line with her arse. She took a deep breath and I entered her gently at first but as she reached to her feet and pulled them in for me to go deeper I sped up, she let go of one foot and her leg wrapped against my back dictating speed, faster and faster, her free hand now played with her clit. Honestly the speed and vigour I was putting in I thought my heart would explode, finally relief as I came deep in her ass. I collapsed onto her and she held me as I shook. After cleaning ourselves off we slept for 2 hours before heading back to the ship, I got out of the taxi 5 mins away from the ship so no-one would see us arrive together and we left each other alone. Neither of us mentioned it to anyone and acted as if nothing had happened when we saw each other. So, about 2 months later I am out in town with some of the lads and she walks in with some of the girls, they are on one side of the bar and we are on the other. My mate notices them points at FHP and says to another of my mates, didn’t you fuck her the other week, my other mate replied yeah, she was shit and started slagging her off. Now don’t get me wrong, I had no feelings for this girl but, she had been a fucking good shag and I felt she was being done an injustice so I turned to my mate and asked if he was sure it wasn’t him that was crap. He said no and carried on bad mouthing her so I stepped in pointed out that I had slept with her and that she was great shutting my mate up! You can imagine that went round the ship so quickly, the story of what went on changed from person to person, one that I was told was that I used dirty oil from a chip pan! The knock on effect was strange to, as, while guys were now queuing up for this great shag the girls were staying away from me for fear of having their asses invaded! That was two years ago now and people still mention it.