Stupid people really piss me off

Has anyone else noticed that we spend most of our lives waiting for some other fucking moron to make up their minds before we do what we want to do. If I had my way, decent intelligent, normal people like us would would be allowed, no, compelled to carry cattle prods with us. That way we can speed up the morons, have you noticed the speed someone walks is in direct proportion to their inteligence, it's true, try walking behind a thick fuck today and you will notice, slow brain = slow feet! So, how to deal with these dumbass's; in the supermarket, you are in a rush and have a hand basket as you only need a few things, you have the plan of the shop memorised for ease of use and head directly for the right places, that is until... great big fat fag ash lil and her seven big fat kids stand in your way trying to decide whether or not to go down the crisp isle blocking it off for every other fucker. Who are they trying to kid, they're going down there, they're fat, thats what they do, its like them eating too much cake or ordering diet coke with their big mac meal 'go large', and my personal favoutite, reading the nutritional information on the back of their tins of 'all day breakfast', as if they fucking care! So, my solution zzappp cattle prod the fuckers, even animals learn through pain surely a human, no matter how thick, can; in the car, you know the ones I mean, they dont pull out at a junction unless both sides of the road are clear for at least 10 miles, they cant reverse park, they cant parrallel park, they sit at traffic lights far to long, put their brakes on going round 30mph corners, and again my favourite, looking at you with that 'Sorry I'm a dumb fuck' face when they try to 3 point turn in the main street cos they have gone the wrong way! zzappp fucking have it! But wait, theres more! In the street dont you just love the thick bastards who cant walk directly to a shop, oh-no, they have to stop in the path, turn 90 degrees and walk across the path of everyone else, of the twats who stop in the path and just gawp through shop windows. Fucking zzappp. People who dont clean up after their dogs, yeah, I want your dogs shit on my fucking shoe, Zzappp. Pricks in the pub who hover around the one armed bandit giving out unwanted advice, zzappp. Cyclists who have no fear of cars, mate you are not invincible, take this, zzappp. People who ask if I have spare fag or if they can borrow a fag, oh yes, I always carry spares, and if you borrow one when can I have it back. Zzappp. People who dont vote but then complain how the country is being run, if you have an opinion use it zzappp, zzappp zzappp!