Friday, 8 June 2007
Johnny on Dateing
I don't know about you but I always feel nervous and self conscious on those planned dates, you don't have the real opportunity to relax and be yourself, and god, imagine either waiting for the first kiss to happen or worse expecting it to happen just because of what date you are on, fucking hell, if it doesn't come naturally there's no point, I'm sure there are people out there who have done the date game totally, all their lives, kissed on second, fucking on third, bored after six and dumping the other party. These people may have had numerous partners but what a shockingly shit and boringly logical sex life!!! I have flitted between girls who put out on the first date to girls I am still working on up to a year later, different people different routines, end product still the same, a fucking good time! Isn't variety the spice of life, and isn't a long drawn out flirtation equally as rewarding for the numerous good feelings as a quick knee trembler in a bus shelter! I'm sure people are to busy looking for that Hollywood fuck, you know the type, perfect lighting, no sweat, no embarrassing noises, one orgasm each and fall asleep with hair perfectly in place still! They actually believe that that is the way it should be, that that is the best they can imagine, how sad. I feel privileged that my job has taken me round the world and opened my eyes to, yes the seedier side of things but also the mixed bag of experiences that both sex and life has to offer. It is often said that we, as a race, are becoming more and more hedonistic and more taboos are being broken as each generation searches for something new to do/try/shock the last one, what a load of crap, the human race has always been this way it is just that in these modern times of the world wide web and internet access that is easy for everyone it is becoming more apparent what actually goes on. Does that make sense or am I just ranting? I do know what some people find shocking I find normal, and of course there are things I find shocking that others find normal, so the circle goes.
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I am sure thr are people ot thr Johnny that think planning the date is just what you do!! Hey thr's a thought you should write a book on "The fundamentals of dating'/ Do's and Dont's pmsl would be a top seller in Self Help section lol...
Definatly not ranting, but i don't know Johnny sometimes dates have to be planned in certain situations and that dosnt have to be a bad thing. The lead up to the date and the waiting can exciting. I do have to agree with you on things moving along naturally though, but hey just think if you have had to plan the date and once the day arrives everything moves along naturally wouldnt that just make things a little bit more special ;-)
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